Another One

Q. What is Death to a man with conjunctivitis?

A. A scythe for sore eyes.


Q. Why was the blind teacher fired from her job?

A. She couldn't control her pupils.

Akhila said…
almost makes me want to clutch my peepers and scream "my eyes! my eyes! arrrrgh!"

nice one tho.
Lee said…
Good grief LOL

Thanks for the laugh

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