The Hindu religion equivalent of St. Peter is this chap called Chitragupta (literal translation: secret picture, which is weird). Like St. P, he has a book with all your good deeds down on one side and all your wicked acts on the other. After you kick the bucket, you face him. He does some basic maths and tells you whether you're going to Heaven or Hell.
Now me, I wonder what will happen when he sees certain things I've done. What if, at some point, he looks at the list and back at me and asks me to explain myself with the help of a short note, because those things just don't make any sense. On a scale of one to ten, one being pure evil and ten being sainthood incoming, these deeds are the irrational numbers. What if, puzzling over those he scratches his celestial scalp and asks me "Why?"
What am I supposed to say then, "Well, gee, it seemed like a good idea at the time"?
I have a lot to worry about. Clearly.
Now me, I wonder what will happen when he sees certain things I've done. What if, at some point, he looks at the list and back at me and asks me to explain myself with the help of a short note, because those things just don't make any sense. On a scale of one to ten, one being pure evil and ten being sainthood incoming, these deeds are the irrational numbers. What if, puzzling over those he scratches his celestial scalp and asks me "Why?"
What am I supposed to say then, "Well, gee, it seemed like a good idea at the time"?
I have a lot to worry about. Clearly.
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